what do you do with a personal gift from someone that you are no longer friends with?
my roommates just got a notice from the rental company that they need to make sure everything is spotless before they move out
the apartment is absolutely filthy
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister
Bird hat hair + static electricity = every day is a bad hair day
This took me forever do people even care about this meme anymore
my grandmother on my mom’s side sent me a congratulations card when I came out, and my grandmother on my father’s side hasn’t said anything to me about it
that says a lot
Anonymous asked: isn't your inner thot just you on the daily?
scythia asked: Psychic type!
megavileplume asked: um my other favorite type: grass?
this is a hard one